today's anacronym : APPLE = Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity.today's anacronym : BASIC = Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control.Totally Useless Facts : The most common name in the world is Mohammed.today's anacronym : CD-ROM = Consumer Device - Rendered Obsolete in Months.Totally Useless Facts : The longest place name still in use is: Taumatawhakatangihangaoauauotameteaturipukaka- -pikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu, a New Zealand hill.Signs You're Getting Older : The gleam in your eyes is from the sun hitting your bi-focals.today's anacronym : DEC = Do Expect Cuts.Totally Useless Facts : Hummingbirds are the only animal that can fly backwards.Signs You're Getting Older : Your children begin to look middle aged.today's anacronym : DOS = Defunct Operating System.Totally Useless Facts : A cat's jaw cannot move sideways.Signs You're Getting Older : You finally reach the top of the ladder and find it leaning against the wrong wall.today's anacronym : IBM = I Blame Microsoft.Totally Useless Facts : Los Angeles's full name is: "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Poriuncula" and can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size, "LA."Signs You're Getting Older : You turn out the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.today's anacronym : MACINTOSH = Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs.Totally Useless Facts : Chinese Crested dogs can get acne.Signs You're Getting Older : Your Pacemaker makes the garage door go up when you see a pretty girl.today's anacronym : PCMCIA = People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms.Totally Useless Facts : Cephalacaudal recapitulation is the reason our extremities develop faster than the rest of us.Signs You're Getting Older : The little old gray haired lady you helped across the street is your wife.today's anacronym : SCSI = System Can't See It.Signs You're Getting Older : You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.Signs You're Getting Older : You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.today's anacronym : WWW = World Wide Wait.Signs You're Getting Older : People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?".today's anacronym : ISDN = It Still Does Nothing.Signs You're Getting Older : Your ears are hairier than your head.today's sentence : Nothing magical happens when you quit your job - except that your income disappears.Signs You're Getting Older : You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.today's sentence : If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished.
